Weird Parents
How do you spot weird parents? (A few tips)
They laugh out loud in movies when no one else does. They show your friends how to do a dance called “the funky chicken.” They blow huge kisses at you when you are walking away.
“Writing this story was a bit like cheating. I just thought about the things that always embarrassed our son when he was growing up. The parents are Don and Audrey Wood, the boy is our son, Bruce Robert Wood.”
–Audrey Wood